Ideology Chat Transcript 2002

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Dated 06/18/2002. Original document can be found at https://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/computing/hotline_info/higher_intellect-elite_praetorian/ideology-june_18.02.txt

Orbis Maximus:  and I have called people stupid for saying stupid things
 khemfusion():  "Khem can't beat jesus! I'm banning him!"
Orbis Maximus:  like using arguments that have no basis in reality
Adam.AtŻmical:  Orb: no post in news from you yet
Orbis Maximus:  khem: you cant beat jesus. you just make obnoxious comments and laugh
Adam.AtŻmical:  I'm stunned
Orbis Maximus:  like riv
 khemfusion():  Uh
     netfreak:  you cant beat jesus because jesus is a rotting corpse from 2000 years ago
       kuesch:  droog..  yes?  no?
 khemfusion():  If I got in a fight with jesus, I would just punch him a bit, then he would heal my busted up hands
Orbis Maximus:  news? havent read it today
cap'n bishopŞ:  orb posted regarding a religious topic
 khemfusion():  then I would punch him some more
Orbis Maximus:  nf: what corpse?
   drźgal.afk:  kuesch, aren't you getting my priv  messages?
       kuesch:  nope
   drźgal.afk:  why?
cap'n bishopŞ:  he posted about christian music
       kuesch:  i don't know
     netfreak:  dead people are corpses
   drźgal.afk:  eh ok
cap'n bishopŞ:  a damn good argument at that- changed my opinion
Adam.AtŻmical:  I knew there was some earthly reason why orb hadn't posted to the news yet
 khemfusion():  KHEM IS THE OWNAGE GIVE HIM ALL YOUR CROPS AND CATTLE
   drźgal.afk:  i said, if stronghold is any good, then i'll want a copy of that
 khemfusion():  Haha
Adam.AtŻmical:  :)
       kuesch:  ok
Orbis Maximus:  nf: there is no corpse, because jesus isnt dead
       kuesch:  well i don't have time to play it
     netfreak:  orb: um jesus died. remember history?
       kuesch:  so i'll make you a copy anyways
   drźgal.afk:  then i prolly dont want a copy
Orbis Maximus:  if there had been a corpse, the romans could have crushed the church in AD 30
   drźgal.afk:  playing against the ai isn't to fun
Adam.AtŻmical:  he was hung on a cross
       kuesch:  i mean i don't have time to play it right now
     netfreak:  someone stole the corpse and humped it a lot
Orbis Maximus:  yeah and he came out of the tomb 3 days later. Remember history?
Adam.AtŻmical:  heh
       kuesch:  because i'm leaving in 10 minutes
   drźgal.afk:  when would you have time?
     netfreak:  orb: that isnt history, thats only in the Bible (fiction)
   drźgal.afk:  oh, i meant some other time
 khemfusion():  Can is on an owning spree
   drźgal.afk:  like.. when i have a copy :P
Orbis Maximus:  nf: who? corpse was guarded by a boulder & roman soldiers
     netfreak:  orb: then they humped it
Adam.AtŻmical:  it isn't history.. history refuses to say HAHAHA  JESUS IS REAL
       kuesch:  i can drop it off in like..  20 minutes
Orbis Maximus:  then why didnt they produce it when they were trying to say jesus was dead?
     netfreak:  rapid cell decay
 khemfusion():  Yeah
Orbis Maximus:  "here's the corpse! he's dead!" they couldnt
     netfreak:  so?
Adam.AtŻmical:  jesus was hideing at a safe house =P
 khemfusion():  Cause who would want to admit that they humped a dead mans corpse
Orbis Maximus:  rapid cell decay? har, not after 3 days. They could have
     netfreak:  because a corpse disappears doesnt mean he came back to life to rock on
 khemfusion():  who would want to admit that they humped a dead mans corpse
     netfreak:  yeah
   drźgal.afk:  khem, orb was right about you :D
Orbis Maximus:  no, we know he came back because he went and had lunch with all his buddies
 khemfusion():  They threw it in a river or something
Orbis Maximus:  and chatted it up with people in public
 khemfusion():  Oh yeah
Orbis Maximus:  people *saw* him
Orbis Maximus:  talked to him
     netfreak:  orb: funny i dont recall seeing the historical non-fiction evidence of this
 khemfusion():  Can you prove this
     netfreak:  hey ever heard of TWINS?
 khemfusion():  Yeah
Orbis Maximus:  and TE with him after he came back
Orbis Maximus:  yeah I've got a bunch of eyewitness accounts right here
 khemfusion():  Yeah
     netfreak:  THE JESUS CONSPIRACY REVEALED
     netfreak:  HE HAD A TWIN
     netfreak:  orb: i do believe i said non-fictional accounts
Orbis Maximus:  he had no twin
 khemfusion():  I saw Jesus yesterday down at the seven eleven, he was getting a blow job from a greasy native behind the dumpster
Orbis Maximus:  we have writings from his family too
 khemfusion():  I AM A WITNESS
     netfreak:  orb: how do you know? were you present at the birth?
Orbis Maximus:  no, but people who WERE wrote about it
Adam.AtŻmical:  no
 khemfusion():  I can write about anything
Orbis Maximus:  and we know that the documents are unchanged
 khemfusion():  How do you know
Adam.AtŻmical:  read my post orb
 khemfusion():  Is there watermarking
Adam.AtŻmical:  it's important to know what is relative, when making a historical argument
Adam.AtŻmical:  also when making a science argument
     netfreak:  its not hard for people to write about something that didnt happen
       kuesch:  heh
       kuesch:  now is a good time to leave..
       kuesch:  later
Orbis Maximus:  khem: its called historical credibility. The gospels are actually more reliable records than the writings of caesar augustus
     netfreak:  according to who? the church???
Adam.AtŻmical:  it's not history
   drźgal.afk:  lame
   drźgal.afk:  nf that was lame :D
Orbis Maximus:  according to historians
     netfreak:  shut the fuck up drugal
   drźgal.afk:  hahah
 khemfusion():  Orbis: Does it matter
Orbis Maximus:  its actually a science of recordkeeping
Adam.AtŻmical:  I believe in god, but history will only admit that he was alive
 khemfusion():  Do you even know the first thing about history
Adam.AtŻmical:  the rest, is not included in the history books
 khemfusion():  You can't trust the history books
     netfreak:  history proves that jesus once lived
Orbis Maximus:  yeah khem. I do.
     netfreak:  and lived once
     netfreak:  and died once
 khemfusion():  And then got corpse humped
Orbis Maximus:  and there is a lot of historical credibility to the resurrection
     netfreak:  then some book came along saying a bunch of contradictory shit
   drźgal.afk:  heh
Orbis Maximus:  no nf, the people who were there saw it happen, acted on it, and wrote about it after
   drźgal.afk:  this "book" was half-written before jesus came around
   drźgal.afk:  and it's not a book
 khemfusion():  Last night there was a shattering of peace as cops busted a crossdressing prostitution ring. Thebible the leader of this ring was apprehended in a local bar trying to get some new recruits. According to many victims of this ring, the Transvestite prostitutes would dress like the opposite sex, and wait for same sex customers to pick them up, and it was only when they were alone, the prostitutes would expose that they were the same sex as the victim and rape and rob the client. 
   drźgal.afk:  it's a compilation of writings spanning 1-2000 years, i believe
     netfreak:  orb: i just saw a black man with two heads. i just wrote a book. did it happen? only i know.
     netfreak:  welcome to the bible.
Orbis Maximus:  lol no nf
     netfreak:  sigh
Orbis Maximus:  there are also jewish and roman writings outside the bible that correspond
     netfreak:  ok my friend mole just wrote the same story
   drźgal.afk:  and egyption
 khemfusion():  I wrote it to, in C
     netfreak:  yeah
     netfreak:  so thats 3 stories about the dual headed black man
Orbis Maximus:  the old testament is also compared to ancient babylonian records & etc so that actual dates can be set on events
     netfreak:  SHIT IT MUST BE REAL
 khemfusion():  Shit, my friend netfreak in the holy land of kelowna saw a dual headed black man
Orbis Maximus:  like, right to the day accuracy
 khemfusion():  Yeah
 khemfusion():  Mines watermarked too
 khemfusion():  not like that bible stuff
     netfreak:  yah
Orbis Maximus:  ok, here's something else though
Orbis Maximus:  the apostles had personal credibility, you two do not
     netfreak:  as i said before
     netfreak:  according to who?
 khemfusion():  You'd believe the apostles
 khemfusion():  Do you even know who the apostles are
     netfreak:  according to JESUS? lhahaha
Orbis Maximus:  and you dont have anyone normal to back you up
 khemfusion():  Yeah, my brother backs us up
Orbis Maximus:  ie, entire populations of cities who gathered around and watched
 khemfusion():  He's pretty normal
 khemfusion():  We could have a theatre
 khemfusion():  and say that we saw a black man with two heads
 khemfusion():  Thats a hole city right there
     netfreak:  and i could go downtown
     netfreak:  and say it
   drźgal.afk:  hole
     netfreak:  or in rutland
 khemfusion():  whole
 khemfusion():  You know what I mean drugal
     netfreak:  or in the ghetto
Orbis Maximus:  nf, I think you're missing the point 
     netfreak:  i doubt it
 khemfusion():  I sometimes make spelling errors cause my fingers are fast like lightning
Orbis Maximus:  you two are obviously conspiring. The apostles were the most diverse group of people you could get
 khemfusion():  The point is Apple and Jesus, haha
Orbis Maximus:  esp the apostle paul
     netfreak:  that is opinion
   drźgal.afk:  yes
     netfreak:  yes
   drźgal.afk:  no
     netfreak:  .
     netfreak:  IT HAS BEEN REVEALED
     netfreak:       netfreak:  that is opinion
     netfreak:     dr gal.afk:  yes
     netfreak:       netfreak:  that is opinion
     netfreak:     dr gal.afk:  yes
     netfreak:       netfreak:  that is opinion
     netfreak:     dr gal.afk:  yes
     netfreak:       netfreak:  that is opinion
     netfreak:     dr gal.afk:  yes
     netfreak:       netfreak:  that is opinion
     netfreak:     dr gal.afk:  yes
Orbis Maximus:  since he went overnight from being the #1 christian killer and persecutor to being an apostle
 khemfusion():  Oh so you can do that
 khemfusion():  I could go around killing christians
     netfreak:  maybe some big man came and threatened his life
Orbis Maximus:  Paul is HUGELY credible for that reason alone
 khemfusion():  and then apostlize myself
     netfreak:  yeah i'm an apostle
     netfreak:  according to orb here
 khemfusion():  Lets go waste some christians NF
     netfreak:  !!
     netfreak:  lets start with drugal
 khemfusion():  You mean Jesse Rechel
Orbis Maximus:  nf a threat from a big man wouldnt convince him to give up his cushy jewish job to spending the rest of his life with gangs wanting to kill him and the romans repeatedly putting him in prison
 khemfusion():  959 Raymer Road
 khemfusion():  Kelowna BC
 khemfusion():  V1W1K1
 khemfusion():  Canada
     netfreak:  BUT THEN A MIRACLE WILL OCCUR
     netfreak:  AND DRUGAL WILL CONVERT US
     netfreak:  WITH THE POWER OF JESUS
 khemfusion():  Hopefully
     netfreak:  AND PETER POPOFF
 khemfusion():  Or he'll die
 khemfusion():  Jesus better get the powerup boots to win the conversion
Orbis Maximus:  nf you're getting really childish now
   drźgal.afk:  orb, they're acting like children
Orbis Maximus:  not quite as bad as khem though
     netfreak:  oh shit i forgot orb and drugal were the adults in this group
 khemfusion():  Yeah
     netfreak:  they are morally superior, after all
Orbis Maximus:  yeah I know they are, thats because they cant stand a serious intellectual conversation on this topic
Orbis Maximus:  no nf, but you're displaying yourself as intellectually inferior, and I know you're above that.
     netfreak:  theres no such thing as a serious religious debate, when you know that the christian side is wrong
     netfreak:  i make fun of the things you say because debating religion is pointless
     netfreak:  i'm not going to convert
Orbis Maximus:  thats the thing, you dont know what you're saying. You cant even stand 3 minutes of debate
     netfreak:  and neither are you
     netfreak:  so why bother
     netfreak:  sigh
Orbis Maximus:  you dont have to. I'm just asking you to be more serious about it
     netfreak:  you cant have a debate when one side looks for answers in fiction
Orbis Maximus:  otherwise you just look like one of those athiest smartasses who foam at the mouth
     netfreak:  you and drugal are the kind of people with the "FAGS BURN" signs
   drźgal.afk:  me
Orbis Maximus:  you only call it fiction because of personal bias. The fact is that its not fiction. It wasnt intended as fiction, and it is backed up as real. Moreso than any other document from that time or earlier
   drźgal.afk:  really
   drźgal.afk:  why's that nf, why me
     netfreak:  ranting on about shit you've never actually seen
     netfreak:  well ok not so much drugal
     netfreak:  because he doesnt say much
   drźgal.afk:  lamelamelamelame
     netfreak:  but he is equally annoying
Orbis Maximus:  and I would never hold a fags burn sign, nf. You're really making a poor judgement of me.
     netfreak:  because he knows less than orb
     netfreak:  i find that drugal takes the most childish approach
    Kremmy.hx:  that god guy hasn't done anything noticeable in two thousand years. I don't wannt to hear a word about him existing until he shows himself again.
   drźgal.afk:  me
   drźgal.afk:  me?
     netfreak:  never saying anything to help the debate
     netfreak:  except "wow nf that was a lame comment"
Orbis Maximus:  netfreak you cant really talk about history if you're talking only about things you've seen. Noone has seen all of history with his own eyes. That's ridiculous
   drźgal.afk:  sorry, i know khem is a manly, adult debator
 khemfusion():  I just think that it's really funny how these supposedly intelligent free thinkers can believe in the antiquated idea of religion. Man, you should all move to America, the government their really likes 'your kind of people'
     netfreak:  i can talk about history because history backs me up
Orbis Maximus:  khem: you call yourself a free thinker?
 khemfusion():  I don't hump bibles for a living, thats for sure
Orbis Maximus:  you're bashing people because they dont agree with your point of view. I'm bashing people because they cant have a serious conversation
   drźgal.afk:  well khem, i was thinking. i've never seen trail. only read about it. maybe you don't exist. in fact, i don't think you do. that's your mentality. heh. :D
 khemfusion():  I'm not 'bashing' anyone
Orbis Maximus:  nf: why dont you back yourself up then?
 khemfusion():  FIrst off drugal I don't live in Trail
     netfreak:  i dont need backing up
   drźgal.afk:  hole, khem. hole. you know what i meant.
Orbis Maximus:  khem: you've so far bashed me, the apostles, the american government..
Orbis Maximus:  and drugal
Orbis Maximus:  nf: you do
Orbis Maximus:  otherwise you have no substance to your argument
Orbis Maximus:  I can back myself up.
 khemfusion():  Yeah, and did you know that Jesus chugged cock for mule cart change and walked anyways ?
Orbis Maximus:  khem, go back to kindergarten. That would be funny there.
Orbis Maximus:  people might even respect you for saying that there.
     netfreak:  so would christianity
 khemfusion():  Hi, my name is Orbital Binary, Team Jesus wants you to treat everyone fair and with respect
 khemfusion():  TO THE JESUS JEEP
   drźgal.afk:  so, what's wrong with that
Orbis Maximus:  how can you claim to be intellectually supertior after this conversation, nf? dont try that at this point
 khemfusion():  Come on drugal, we have to drive the jesus jeep to Trail to see if it exists
Orbis Maximus:  dont even allude to it
   drźgal.afk:  do you want to sit next to someone who calls you a fucktard all day, or who respects you
Orbis Maximus:  you're "im so superior" attitude is not justification for any argument, as much as you insist it is
     netfreak:  when did i claim to be intellectually superior? i know that i'm right
Orbis Maximus:  ok, well, you just did
     netfreak:  i know that the bible is not complete historical evidence
   drźgal.afk:  how do you know
   drźgal.afk:  back it up
 khemfusion():  "Holy shit, I was right, there is no Trail" Says Orbital Binary as they drive past Ok. Lake for the fifteenth time that morning, "Lets go back home and read bible scripture" 
     netfreak:  how do YOU know
Orbis Maximus:  would you accept it as incomplete historical evidence?
 khemfusion():  "Okay!" Pipes drugal
   drźgal.afk:  hm
     netfreak:  it is scientifically impossible for someone like jesus to come  back from the dead. the bible says he did, therefore the bible is wrong
 khemfusion():  Big Hint Straight up yo: "
 khemfusion():  'You're a sack of flesh and when you die, your dead, game over'
 khemfusion():  Your not going anywhere
Orbis Maximus:  it isnt scientifically impossible. People have come back after being in the hospital morgue for 2 hours
 khemfusion():  You body rots and your dead
Orbis Maximus:  heart stopped, breathing stopped. Just restarted on its own
 khemfusion():  It doesn't get any better than that kids
     netfreak:  as i recall jesus was dead for 3 days
Orbis Maximus:  yeah
Orbis Maximus:  he was very dead
     netfreak:  and his physical condition was very poor
Orbis Maximus:  yup
   drźgal.afk:  eh
   drźgal.afk:  kuesch just walked in my door
   drźgal.afk:  literally
Orbis Maximus:  amazing, eh?
     netfreak:  amazing how a dead person can stay dead
Orbis Maximus:  but there is no claim he returned from the dead by natural mean
 khemfusion():  I need to find a picture that shows someone who lives in a hot climate that had been lying dead in a damp cave for 3 days
   drźgal.afk:  and gave me a cd
Orbis Maximus:  snaturally, it is impossible, yes
 khemfusion():  I will show that Jesus couldn't come out looking so cool
Orbis Maximus:  it is quite naturally impossible for jesus to come back from the dead. Nobody else couyld accomplish what he did there
Orbis Maximus:  I agree completely.
     netfreak:  he only came back in spirit
Orbis Maximus:  no, he came back in body
     netfreak:  and was witnessed by some people
     netfreak:  who were maybe doing LSD
Orbis Maximus:  lsd did not exist at the time
     netfreak:  other hallucinogens could have
     netfreak:  easily
     netfreak:  without anyone knowing
Orbis Maximus:  he came back in body. The tomb was empty
     netfreak:  someone robbed it
Orbis Maximus:  ok
Orbis Maximus:  lets look at the robbing idea
     netfreak:  it's not like people don't rob tombs
Orbis Maximus:  thats been discussed since about 30 AD|
Orbis Maximus:  who robbed it?
     netfreak:  someone related to TB church undoubtedly
     netfreak:  :D
Orbis Maximus:  the apostles, then?
     netfreak:  i have no idea
     netfreak:  i wasnt there
Orbis Maximus:  you made a speculative statement, lets investigate logically and draw conclusions
Orbis Maximus:  ok?
     netfreak:  go right ahead
   drźgal.afk:  big rock in way
     netfreak:  so how could he have gotten out?
     netfreak:  if he did do what the bible said
Orbis Maximus:  Alright. We know where the tomb was, it's stillthere today. At the time they described how it was layed out too
   drźgal.afk:  angel moved rock
     netfreak:  oh really
     netfreak:  did you see it?
   drźgal.afk:  listen to orb
Orbis Maximus:  it was a cave type deal, with a big boulder for the door. Larger than a human being. Big deal to move. It wasnt meant to ever be possible to move
   drźgal.afk:  hence, tomb
Adam.AtŻmical:  someone put it there
Adam.AtŻmical:  it was possible to move
   drźgal.afk:  atom
   drźgal.afk:  if you push a car down a hill
   drźgal.afk:  can you push it back up?>
Orbis Maximus:  ok, not possible to move by a single person by hand
Orbis Maximus:  it was possible with some engineering
Orbis Maximus:  horses/etc
Adam.AtŻmical:  you have proof that they pushed it down a hill?
Orbis Maximus:  what hill?
Orbis Maximus:  lets stay on topic
Orbis Maximus:  the rock was big.
Adam.AtŻmical:  >>   drźgal.afk:  if you push a car down a hill
   drźgal.afk:  the tomb is underground
   drźgal.afk:  a depression
Orbis Maximus:  ok stop doing that plz
   drźgal.afk:  but, listen to orb
Adam.AtŻmical:  Adam.AtŻmical:  someone put it there
Adam.AtŻmical:  Adam.AtŻmical:  it was possible to move
Orbis Maximus:  the rock was being, no going around it, not easy to move. 
Adam.AtŻmical:  Adam.AtŻmical:  someone put it there
Adam.AtŻmical:  Adam.AtŻmical:  it was possible to move
Orbis Maximus:  not EASY to move
Orbis Maximus:  I never said impossible
Adam.AtŻmical:  okay then
Orbis Maximus:  ok.
Adam.AtŻmical:  continue master orb
     netfreak:  so jesus must have been packing C4
Orbis Maximus:  no C4
 khemfusion():  Allah
 khemfusion():  All glory to allah
    Kremmy.hx:  atomic anal blast
Orbis Maximus:  but no man could have pushed it from the inside, and it would have been hard to pull away from outside
Orbis Maximus:  thats all we can say about the rock
Adam.AtŻmical:  it's possible he could've leveraged it with a stick
Orbis Maximus:  yes atom, but hard
Orbis Maximus:  anyway
Adam.AtŻmical:  jesus was a hard man
Orbis Maximus:  now moving away from the rock....
Orbis Maximus:  the tomb was guarded by no less than 2 roman soldiers
 khemfusion():  'Umrah, or: Labbayk Allahumma Umrah, as follows:
 khemfusion():  "Labbayk, Allahumma. Labbayk.
 khemfusion():  Labbayk. La shareeka laka. Labbayk.
 khemfusion():  lnnal-hamda wan-n 'imata laka wal- mulk.
 khemfusion():  La shareeka lak'. "
Orbis Maximus:  in order to prevent the body from being stolen, actually
Orbis Maximus:  iirc
     netfreak:  jesus was a dead man
 khemfusion():  (Here I am at Your service. 0 Lord, here I am.
 khemfusion():  Here I am. No partner do You have. Here I am,
 khemfusion():  Truly, the praise and the favor is Yours, and the dominion.
 khemfusion():  No partner do You have.)
Adam.AtŻmical:  roman soldiers.. they probably went off and got drunk
Adam.AtŻmical:  knowing romans
 khemfusion():  Allah is great
   drźgal.afk:  no atom
 khemfusion():  Praise Allah and pass the ammunition
Adam.AtŻmical:  the romans spit on him, why would they stick around
 khemfusion():  Jihad on the Christians
     netfreak:  again with drugal's totally accurate account of events
   drźgal.afk:  roman soldiers were among the best disiplined troops ever
Orbis Maximus:  no atom. They'd lose their heads for that
Adam.AtŻmical:  no orb, they wouldn't
Orbis Maximus:  well, they'd be disciplined in a roman way
Adam.AtŻmical:  spaking?
Orbis Maximus:  mb
Adam.AtŻmical:  hah
Orbis Maximus:  so we've got a big rock and 2 soldiers. Man you ppl make this hard
     netfreak:  after seeing what i have seen, i am becoming a MUSLIM
Orbis Maximus:  and a dead guy inside
Orbis Maximus:  how did the apostles steal the corpse?
 khemfusion():  I sign up for team sucidie bomber
   drźgal.afk:  actually
Adam.AtŻmical:  hey netfreak
Adam.AtŻmical:  muslims respect christians
Adam.AtŻmical:  you, do not
   drźgal.afk:  disiplin for that would be to be beaten to death by your fellow soldiers
netfreak insh:  LET US EXAMINE ISLAM
netfreak insh:  The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. 
netfreak insh:  Q 3:19 
Orbis Maximus:  adam: no they dont. Maybe they ought to though
netfreak insh:  The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. 
netfreak insh:  Q 3:19 
   drźgal.afk:  white chat
netfreak insh:  The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. 
netfreak insh:  Q 3:19 
Adam.AtŻmical:  uh
Adam.AtŻmical:  It's in the Koran
Adam.AtŻmical:  don't you read the Koran orb
khemfusion(Fa:  Faarooq!@
Adam.AtŻmical:  it's in the history books too
Adam.AtŻmical:  I've read it
Orbis Maximus:  ok nf I can telly ou're tired of intense stimulation of the brain. Here's a nice rubber ball. Go bounce it. Good boy.
Adam.AtŻmical:  tolerance toward jews and christians
khemfusion(Fa:  Now listen up, I'm the Faarooq here muthas
netfreak insh:  yeah intense stimulation of hearing you say how impossible it is for a dead man to exit a cave (which he never did)
Orbis Maximus:  adam: yeah I know the koran says it, but do muslims respect christians?
khemfusion(Fa:  Ji ta bi-al-amri al-muta 
Adam.AtŻmical:  does it matter? we break the ten commandments 24/7
Orbis Maximus:  wtf
Adam.AtŻmical:  how many times have you disobeyed your parents
netfreak insh:  The only true faith in God's sight is Islam. 
netfreak insh:  Q 3:19 
khemfusion(Fa:  What about that time when you cut your hair ?
khemfusion(Fa:  REMEMBER WHEN YOU CUT YOUR HAIR
khemfusion(Fa:  You're going straight to hell
Adam.AtŻmical:  in fact, by breaking any law in the bible, your parents being christian, you are disobeying THEM!
netfreak insh:  hey khem lets have a Koran reading party
Adam.AtŻmical:  thus, quit kicking down on gay people
Adam.AtŻmical:  don't you have your own sins to correct
khemfusion(Fa:  I'm only reading moslim
netfreak insh:  57:1 All that is in heaven and earth gives glory to Allah. He is the Mighty, the Wise One.
khemfusion(Fa:  I like something awfuls view on religion
Adam.AtŻmical:  wish sc was here.. I'm getting kinda bored talking to myself
khemfusion(Fa:  JESUS: "Do you believe in Myself and My Holy Father?"
khemfusion(Fa:  DIRT FARMER: "Oh yes Jesus, my family and I worship You all the time!"
khemfusion(Fa:  JESUS: "Excellent. I will now kill your family and give you the plague and make all your crops die and then you can reflect on how much you love Us."
khemfusion(Fa:  DIRT FARMER: (Happy) "Praise Jesus!"
khemfusion(Fa:  Like any good religion, Christians tend to believe that essentially anything you do will cause you to go to hell. Hell is a painful and horrible place like Detroit only with less crime. By default, we're all going to hell because Jesus got killed for our sins, even though most of us didn't ask Him to.
netfreak insh:  dinner, bbiab
khemfusion(Fa:  [Quran 21.30] Do not those who disbelieve see that the heavens and the earth were meshed together but We have torn them apart? And then We have made of water everything living? Would they still not believe? Also, kill the Jews.
Adam.AtŻmical:  orb
Adam.AtŻmical:  hey orb
Adam.AtŻmical:  I have a question for you
Adam.AtŻmical:  Adam and Eve were assumably the same color
Adam.AtŻmical:  so how did black people evolve?
khemfusion(Fa:  haha, nice
    Kremmy.hx:  eve and the snake!
khemfusion(Fa:  Or for that matter, how did white people evolve
khemfusion(Fa:  Wait
khemfusion(Fa:  You can't evolve
khemfusion(Fa:  according to creationism
    Kremmy.hx:  does creationism actually say evolution can't happen
Orbis Maximus:  evolve, no. Change, yes
    Kremmy.hx:  or is that something wacko religious zealots came up with
Adam.AtŻmical:  oh
Adam.AtŻmical:  so they can change
Adam.AtŻmical:  but they can't evolve
Adam.AtŻmical:  hrm
Adam.AtŻmical:  I don't think so rb
Orbis Maximus:  in fact, they're saying now that in the time of the old testament, jewish people were black. Their skin colour changed over a few thousand years.
Adam.AtŻmical:  how did they change orb?
Orbis Maximus:  the problem with evolution is the claim that the changes creatures undergo are random and undirected
Adam.AtŻmical:  did some stupid white person put mud on themselves for so long that they turned black
Adam.AtŻmical:  how did they change?
Adam.AtŻmical:  they can't have just changed from white to black, right
Orbis Maximus:  undesigned. Just luck; random mutation favouring the "best"
Adam.AtŻmical:  it took many years
Adam.AtŻmical:  thus 
Adam.AtŻmical:  they evolved
Adam.AtŻmical:  evolution takes many years
   drźgal.afk:  no atom
   drźgal.afk:  the pigmentation of the skin can change easily
Adam.AtŻmical:  genes do not
Orbis Maximus:  no, it changed slowly. If you're saying it evolved by survival of the fittest, you'll have to argue that something about lighter skin colour increased their chances for survival.
Orbis Maximus:  go for it.
Adam.AtŻmical:  I have no such theory under evolution
Adam.AtŻmical:  I'm saying it evolved
Adam.AtŻmical:  I have to go reinstall vpc
Adam.AtŻmical:  later
   drźgal.afk:  putting X11 on the machine, again
Orbis Maximus:  cool
   drźgal.afk:  been installing on this thing since the dawn of time today
   drźgal.afk:  around 3:50
Orbis Maximus:  hehe
   drźgal.afk:  it gets worse each time
   drźgal.afk:  i've memorized most of it
   drźgal.afk:  the lines
Orbis Maximus:  I think atom isnt a very well read fellow
   drźgal.afk:  as they scroll down
Orbis Maximus:  he's saying soem things that aren't accurate
   drźgal.afk:  oh well
Orbis Maximus:  yeah, I'm disappointed
Orbis Maximus:  math exam tomorrow. fun fun
netfreak insh:  "the problem with evolution is the claim that the changes creatures undergo are random and undirected" random? no. evolution is creatures changing to adapt to their climate
   drźgal.afk:  actually, i'm slightly perplexed by his posts
netfreak insh:  like back in the industrial days in britain
netfreak insh:  when smog covered everything
   drźgal.afk:  he himself is a christian. i think his posts are a bad implementation of sarcasm
netfreak insh:  moths that were white were phased out
netfreak insh:  and black moths survived
khemfusion(Fa:  'phased out' heh!
netfreak insh:  but that example is more of survival breeding
   drźgal.afk:  or is it just that birds could see the white moths easier
netfreak insh:  yes. when the smog covered everything, white moths were easier to see
netfreak insh:  so black moths began to dominate
netfreak insh:  (black moths blend in with the smog)
netfreak insh:  (and were not eaten)
netfreak insh:  (heh)
netfreak insh:  (who talks like this anyways)
Orbis Maximus:  yeah, but you cant say that a moth managed to survive by spontanously growing legs and stomping all the birds
netfreak insh:  if growing legs was necessary for them to live, then in time it could have happened
netfreak insh:  or they would all die
   drźgal.afk:  they'd prolly die first
Orbis Maximus:  die first for sure
netfreak insh:  oh like humans died off?
   drźgal.afk:  well
netfreak insh:  :D
Orbis Maximus:  when talking about macro-evolution, there is a big problem
   drźgal.afk:  when that asteroid hits earth, i'm sure we'll all sprout rockets on our ass and leave
Orbis Maximus:  especially when dealing with eyes
khemfusion(Fa:  drugal that was funny
Orbis Maximus:  that was funny
   drźgal.afk:  it was a khem-statement
Orbis Maximus:  yeah
Orbis Maximus:  hey droog, maybe we'd communicate better with these people by soeaking theur dialect?
netfreak insh:  it made drugal look stupid
Orbis Maximus:  speaking even
netfreak insh:  i have to agree with orb
          God:  i exist
          God:  and nobody can prove otherwise
          God:  because i say so
          God:  and its in my bible
          God:  which is all fact btw
Athiest blabb:  no you dont
Athiest blabb:  0wn3d!
          God:  oh no
          God:  NEVER FEAR
Athiest blabb:  you are fiction
          God:  I WILL HOP IN THE JESUS JEEP
          God:  TO ESCAPE
          God:  btw you will burn in hell!!!!
sarcastic agn:  BURN! YOU WILL ALL BURN!
Athiest blabb:  OH MY GOD< GOD IS TALKIMG TO ME I MUST BE MUSLIM
sarcastic agn:  BURN!
          God:  ONLY CHRISTIANS GO TO HEAVEN
sarcastic agn:  EVERYONE WILL BURN!
khemfusion(Fa:  In the jew ovens
Athiest blabb:  I AM MUSLIM NOW
khemfusion(Fa:  Toot toot, Zyklon-B
Adam.AtŻmical:  image what this looks like to guests
          God:  heh
sarcastic agn:  must be amusing
sarcastic agn:  but there's only one guest
Adam.AtŻmical:  rather talk about computers anyways
Athiest blabb:  win95 is great
Athiest blabb:  I love it
          God:  MY SON LIFTED A ROCK UP
Athiest blabb:  it calls me at home and tells me it wants my ass
          God:  AND RAN AWAY FROM ROMAN GUARDS
          God:  AND I WAS ABLE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS
          God:  EVEN THOUGH IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
          God:  IT STILL HAPPENED
          God:  BECAUSE ITS IN MY BIBLE
   drźgal.afk:  it was teh elite angels who did that, actually. and scared the guards pissless, if i remember it right..
          God:  yeah cause you were there
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
   drźgal.afk:  OF COURSE
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong'
        Satan:  You annoy me. You will all burn in my underworld.
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong'im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  v
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
        Jesus:  Lets go team Jesus
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXISTI'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
        Satan:  More people think I exist thna think you exist!
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  HAHAHA ALMER
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  LAMELAMELAME
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrongim right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
Athiest blabb:  im right because i say you're wrong
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  I'M RIGHT BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS I EXIST
          God:  AND MY MINIONS PUT SOME STUFF IN A BOOK, SO I MUST BE REAL
Athiest blabb:  oh sure, shout louder than I can. I'm STILL right because I say you're wrong.
Athiest blabb:  and why am I talking to you? you dont exist.
Athiest blabb:  the soviet textbooks say so
          God:  I TALK TO CHRISTIANS
 #1 Christian:  GOD SPOKE TO ME
 #1 Christian:  THATS WHY HE EXISTS
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
Athiest blabb:  I make fun of christians because I *KNOW* they're wrong. They're wrong because I say so.
        Jesus:  I'm jesus, lets breakdance
        Jesus:  BREAKDANCE FOR GOOD
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
        Jesus:  Dirt farmers bow down
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
        Satan:  That was amazing. Would you like to be my underling?
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
 #1 Christian:  EVERYONE WITH THEIR "HISTORY" AND "PROOF" IS WRONG
Athiest blabb:  I dont know history but noone else does either so haha
Athiest blabb:  and if they do i can say they dont
Athiest blabb:  because they are fools 
 #1 Christian:  I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep
 #1 Christian:  I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep
 #1 Christian:  I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep
 #1 Christian:  I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep
 #1 Christian:  I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep
 #1 Christian:  I know god doesnt exist but i'm staying with the sheep
Athiest blabb:  I like goat-ism. God cant exist because of goatse.cx
 #1 Christian:  MY CHURCH IS RIGHT
 #1 Christian:  ALL OTHERS MUST BE WRONG
 #1 Christian:  BECAUSE MY CHURCH SAYS SO
 #1 Christian:  AND MY CHURCH IS ALWAYS RIGHT
Adam.AtŻmical:  perfect
   drźgal.afk:  i now need the perfect window manager
Athiest blabb:  I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BECAUSE I SAY SO AND I DONT HAVE TO BACK IT UP EVEN IF EDUCATED PEOPLE CAN PROVE ME WRONG
 #1 Christian:  I DONT HAVE TO BE EDUCATED TO SAY SOMETHING
 #1 Christian:  I KNOW I AM RIGHT BECAUSE GOD SAYS SO
        Satan:  It doesnn't matter whether you're right or wrong, you're going to hell anyway.
 #1 Christian:  I WONT
 #1 Christian:  GOD SAYS SO
 #1 Christian:  AND HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
Athiest blabb:  I DONT HAVE TO BE EDUCATED TO BE RIGHT. I CAN GO BE A BUM FOREVER LIKE RIV AND CALL EVERYONE LAME HAHAHA
        Satan:  God is my bitch.
 #1 Christian:  HAHA I'M NOT EDUCATED, THATS WHY I'M CHRISTIAN
   drźgal.afk:  God made you :D
        Satan:  so
Athiest blabb:  CHRISTIANS ARE SO UNEDUCATED ESPECIALLY THE ONES WITH MULTIPLE PHDs
Adam.AtŻmical:  heh
Athiest blabb:  ALL BOOKS ARE WRONG I CAN WRITE BOOKS THAT ARE WRONG SO THEY MUST ALL BE WRTONG
 #1 Christian:  SAME WITH THOSE ATHEISTS WHO COMPLETELY DEMOLISH US IN DEBATES
 #1 Christian:  MY ONE BOOK BEATS ALL ATHEIST BOOKS
 #1 Christian:  BECAUSE MINE IS FROM GOD AND JESUS
 #1 Christian:  KIND OF
 #1 Christian:  BUT NOT REALLY
 #1 Christian:  ITS ACTUALLY WRITTEN BY SOME BUMS
 #1 Christian:  BUT GOD SAYS ITS TRUE
Adam.AtŻmical:  anyone worked with VPC
Adam.AtŻmical:  I can't get DOS working again..
Athiest blabb:  I DONT CARE IF YOUR BIBLE THING IS HISTORICLLY CREDIBLE AND CONTAINS NO CONFLICTS I CAN JUST SAY ITS ALL FICTION
Athiest blabb:  AND EVOLUTION EXISTS BECAUSE I LIKE MONKEY SEX
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
    The Bible:  I AM NOT ACCURATE
          can:  hahahah
Athiest blabb:  I SMELL BACON DO YOU SMELL BACON???
 khemfusion():  can you jug, look what you started
    The Bible:  I SMELL GAYS BURNING BECAUSE GOD HATES FAGS
 khemfusion():  You sent Team Jesus bawling their eyes out
Athiest blabb:  HAHAH YOU ALL HATE FAGS EVEN THO YOU SAY YOU DONT I KNOW YOU DO
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAYJESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
    The Bible:  JESUS SAYS THOU SHALT NOT KILL EXCEPT IF HES GAY
 khemfusion():  Their up in generel insurection
I love all pe:  <now nf, he didnt say that. Come on.)
 khemfusion():  Dear god
 khemfusion():  Orbital Binary loves gay
    The Bible:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
 khemfusion():  gays
 khemfusion():  gaylords
    The Bible:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
    The Bible:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
    The Bible:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
    The Bible:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
    The Bible:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
 khemfusion():  THROW MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT SCHOOL CHILDREN
 khemfusion():  ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY
        Satan:  Christians are so silly.
I love all pe:  MY WIFE IS AN ABORTION DOCTOR SHE LIKES KILLING FETUSES BECAUSE SHE THINKS THEY ARE INCONVENIENT AND SO CANT BE HUMAN
Aborted Fetus:  I WISH I HAD THE LOVE OF JESUS
   drźgal.afk:  fluxbox half-worked
Adam.AtŻmical:  it isn't a child, it's a fetus
I love all pe:  YOU DO SO SHUT UP
Aborted Fetus:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
Aborted Fetus:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
Aborted Fetus:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
Aborted Fetus:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
Aborted Fetus:  KILL AN ABORTION DOCTOR TODAY@!!! ITS THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!
 khemfusion():  Hint: Humans are sacks of flesh
I love all pe:  FETUSES ARENT CHILDREN BECAUSE CONGRESS SAID YOU ARENT HUMAN UNTIL YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH|
I love all pe:  CONGRESS SAID SO!!!
Aborted Fetus:  GOD MAKES ALL THE RULES!!!!!
Adam.AtŻmical:  that's right 
Adam.AtŻmical:  and I'll stand behind congress
 khemfusion():  Does the bible even know what a fetus is
Aborted Fetus:  GOD TOLD ME THAT I CAN KILL GAYS AND ABORTION DOCTORS
 khemfusion():  huh
I love all pe:  DNA MEANS NOTHING!!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE HUMAN DNA DOESTN MEAN YOU ARE HUMAN
Adam.AtŻmical:  stupid canucks remarking on our laws when they have never set foot in our holy country
 khemfusion():  Fuck America
I love all pe:  I AM AN AMERICAN SMARTASS AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
   Pres. Bush:  ATHEISTS ARE ATTACKING OUR FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY
 khemfusion():  Hey Bush, I Jihad on your shit
   Pres. Bush:  GOD RULES MY COUNTRY
 khemfusion():  You think you can come and take our oil
   Pres. Bush:  I AM A PUPPET
 khemfusion():  fuck you
   Pres. Bush:  I LOOK TO JESUS FOR ANSWERS
I love all pe:  khem, siding with the terrorists isnt funny
 khemfusion():  Terrorists in what perspective
        Satan:  Ahh, another future house guest.
        Allah:  fuck all you little pricks
        Allah:  go kill some 'mericans
I love all pe:  khemfusion():  Hey Bush, I Jihad on your shit
        Allah:  I LIKE VIRGINS
 khemfusion():  How do you know it isn't an elaborate scam by the american government to control Afganistans oil fields ?
     netfreak:  JESUS TOUCHED MY PEEPEE
   drźgal.afk:  Window Maker it is
I love all pe:  thats the persian gulf, khem. Afghanistan grows poppies. Get is traight
   drźgal.afk:  Widow Maker
     netfreak:  JESUS TOUCHED MY FRIEND DRUGAL


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