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Believed to be sometime in 1998. Original file can be seen at https://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/computing/hotline_info/the_saga_continues/Jason_Rox_hates_YOU.txt
Imagine: alright. Imagine: who here thinks hotline is worth being a commercial product at it's current state? ´ukka!: so don't use it FORTYoz: commercial product? for what market :> Imagine: good question. Imagine: ask steve spindler ´ukka!: who? Imagine: mah boy stevie ´ukka!: who is that? King Troll: yukka why are you such an ass? FORTYoz: some guy named steve ´ukka!: yeah ok troll Imagine: hehe ´ukka!: you say thios in chat FORTYoz: he must be some kinda guy FORTYoz: with the name steve ´ukka!: and then beg me in PM to be on the beta test Imagine: you bet =P King Troll: what in chat? ´ukka!: fuck off King Troll: no Imagine: rox King Troll: I didnt beg ´ukka!: piss off FORTYoz: beta test what? ´ukka!: you guys are fuxored King Troll: you are an ass so I dont want to be in your fucking beta ´ukka!: and ya know what Imagine: it's your attitude yukka King Troll: did you hear me? Imagine: ..you don't care? ´ukka!: why the hell would we want to bother with a bunch of fark'n ungrateful selfish lil terds ´ukka!: with no god damn lifes King Troll: so ´ukka!: who steal ´ukka!: as paert of their lives FORTYoz: and chat ´ukka!: who know jkack dfrom their ass King Troll: your calling the hotline community a bunch of "fark'n ungrateful selfish lil terds" ´ukka!: god damn lil fuck'n shit Raistlin: hey i dont steal hotline King Troll: HAHA ´ukka!: no ´ukka!: you ´ukka!: ya piece of shoit *** Imagine raises his hand FORTYoz: yukka: i believe your trying to steal hotline arent you? King Troll: someone gave me hotline ´ukka!: srteal King Troll: ie Jason Roxs *** Imagine slaps 40's hand ´ukka!: steal ´ukka!: what!!!!!!! King Troll: no yukka you gave me a disk at Macworld Raistlin: yukka: hx baby ´ukka!: well troll ´ukka!: I take it back ´ukka!: screw you Imagine: like I said, dump the company Imagine: you refuse Imagine: to even consider ´ukka!: why? ´ukka!: that makes no sense ´ukka!: the copmpany is fine King Troll: ´ukka I said dont act like ass Imagine: oh really ´ukka!: as I said you have NO CLUE King Troll: I didnt say you are an ass Imagine: then clue me in ´ukka!: sorry ´ukka!: no cvan do <<< Becks (tired) is now known as Becks (sleep-typing) >>> Imagine: is transmittle of information over the internet illegal? King Troll: um yukka Imagine: loopholes..gotta love em King Troll: when working with people its a good rule of thumb to be nice ´ukka!: Hotline WILL be updated ´ukka!: and HOTLINE will be improved FORTYoz: like when you go to court ´ukka!: and WE ARE making new apps Imagine: heh ´ukka!: and NONE ARE MADE FOR YOU King Troll: like what? ´ukka!: get iot Imagine: like netscrawl? FORTYoz: we get it.. now fuck off. ´ukka!: netscrawl is halted Witchblade: Goodnight, Becks! King Troll: aghh apps that are crap and no one needs? Imagine: mah favorite toy King Troll: thus an app I wouldnt need ´ukka!: ya know why troll Becks (sleep-: ok, i go to sleep. Anybody have a bedtime story with a happy ending 'fore i go? Imagine: we should hire a P.I. and look for hinks <g> ´ukka!: cuz you have no design ability ´ukka!: you are a useless untaleneted piece of shioot Witchblade: IO have one, but I can't tellit in chat. :P King Troll: yukka who the hell are you? Becks (sleep-: hehe ´ukka!: I know where hinks is Imagine: do ya get it? FORTYoz: in australia King Troll: I have plenty of goddamn talent Becks (sleep-: WB, bedtime stories are rated G :) Imagine: we all have ideas for hotline ´ukka!: good Witchblade: Ohhhhhh. ;) ´ukka!: go do something with it King Troll: I do Imagine: and one day someone is gonna come around and now how to make them real ´ukka!: don't bug me FORTYoz: your the bug who fucked hotline up Imagine: thank god ryan is in space =P ´ukka!: cyaz all later Imagine: getting things done FORTYoz: good riddens ´ukka!: you ungrateful ignorant fucks tik: Did Hinks give it to you in your ass? Is that why your so stuckup? ´ukka!: you ahve nO CCLUE Imagine: "Boffo ´ukka!" Imagine: change yer name ´ukka!: hinks gave it to YOU in the ASS ´ukka!: that is what happened ´ukka!: and one day ´ukka!: you will know ´ukka!: and I do not forget Imagine: sorta like the suicidals? ´ukka!: people like you FORTYoz: go away before you say something you'd regret.. woops you already did ´ukka!: all of you Imagine: you gonna make a virus to delete our hard drives when we type in our nicks? ´ukka!: i could care less ´ukka!: why would I bother Raistlin: damn yukka, you're making me nervous Witchblade: Maybe that's why7 your company sucks... :) Raistlin: better watch it ´ukka!: about what ´ukka!: yeah right Raistlin: your threads Raistlin: threats ´ukka!: and you tell me this on our software ´ukka!: YOU ARE A LEWZER FORTYoz: his company, others talents ´ukka!: YOU HAVE NO LIFE Raistlin: hey, it's not your software, I'm uinsg hx Raistlin: fucker ´ukka!: you have no idea WTYF you are talking about Imagine: what do YOU do all day jason? King Troll: dude your insane Macintosh afk: hmmm ´ukka!: fucking selfih buncha Raistlin: really? Imagine: =) ´ukka!: lewzwers ´ukka!: piss off FORTYoz: LeWzErz ´ukka!: I'mm outta here King Troll: yukka King Troll: look at yourself ´ukka!: yerah ´ukka!: I do FORTYoz: alot King Troll: your all insulting us King Troll: ALL OF US ´ukka!: anmd I wonder why I work Raistlin: yeah, you leave ´ukka!: for people like you King Troll: and you call us loser King Troll: Thats fucking twisted ´ukka!: yes it is isn't it Raistlin: not like we need you to work for us, ya bitch Imagine: answer my question. ´ukka!: so go do it yerself Imagine: what do you do all day? ´ukka!: trash hotline Imagine: cry about hotline? ´ukka!: go find something else ´ukka!: ya lil shit Imagine: exactly Raistlin: I don't want a prick like you writing my software ´ukka!: hyopocritical Imagine: we rename hotline ´ukka!: lil piece of garbae Macintosh afk: jeez it seems i've beamed down into a warzone..scotty get me outta here...one emergency transporter signal received FORTYoz: he doesnt write software King Troll: ´ukka Imagine: to get away from hotlinesw King Troll: your a fucking fruit loop Raistlin: oh, you don't even do the work?! Raistlin: fuck off Imagine: yeh King Troll: he sits there and smokes ´ukka!: writing who's softyware Imagine: everyone just thinks he does Imagine: which prolly sucks for him FORTYoz: he like hires young porgrammers and steals their code King Troll: hes like cancer man he does all the dirty deeds ´ukka!: I do not write software Alta - PC: I think I'm going to rewrite hotline King Troll: just like the x-files ´ukka!: go ahead Alta - PC: I'll call it pornlinue FORTYoz: and they hate him so much they move away King Troll: he killed hinks fron the gorup Alta - PC: and your all welcome to have free copies Imagine: he is a corporate guy..owns companies..manages bsc: hey ´ ´ukka!: hahaha ´ukka!: u have no clue ´ukka!: cyaz Raistlin: riight Raistlin: we have no clue ´ukka!: don;t ask me for anything ´ukka!: EVER FORTYoz: King Troll: actually hinks got sick of his bullshit and left Imagine: dou have a clue bout the color of my jizz? ´ukka!: shut down all yer servers Raistlin: riiight ´ukka!: cuz hells com'n to town Imagine: didn't think so =P King Troll: ´ukka Alta - PC: btw, in case you were wondering, pornline will scan all of your harddrives, and send back any information I want ´ukka!: cyaz Imagine: insane in da membrane Raistlin: not like we have to use your shitty software when there's hx out there King Troll: I have to tell you something: We HAVE THIS CLUE THAT YOUR A FUCKING ASS! ´ukka!: you stepped in it boys King Troll: We have all have a clue Alta - PC: it'll have back-oriface built into it Imagine: there ya go! FORTYoz: <¥> kick successful