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                 T h e   S m i l e y   d i c t i o n a r y
                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                     Last update: September 12, 1990
                 by Per Goetterup ([email protected])


From: [email protected] (Maarten Litmaath)

 :-o    Wow!                       :-c     Real unhappy

 :-|    Grim                       :-C     Just totally unbelieving

 := |   Baboon                     :-B     Drooling

 :-v    Speaking                   :-,     Smirk

 :-V    Shout                      :-||    Anger

 :-w    Speak with forked tongue   :-)     Smiling

 :-r    Sticking tongue out        :-(     Frowning

 :-*    Oops!                      '-)     Wink

 :-T    Keeping a straight face    ;-)     Sardonic Incredulity

 :-D    Said with a smile          %-<I>   Drunk with laughter

 :-x    Kiss kiss                  :-"     Pursing lips

 :-[    Pouting                    :-#     My lips are sealed

 :-X    A big wet kiss!            :-P     Tongue hanging out in anticipation

 :-Y    A quiet aside              8-|     Eyes wide with surprise

 >-<    Absolutely livid!!         &-|     Tearful

 |-{    "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)

 :-}	"Thish wine tashted pretty good"

 8-]	"wow, maaan"

 8-O	"Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)

 :-,	"Hmmmm."

 |~(	"Someone just busted my nose".

 :^D	"Great! I like it!"

 B-D     "Serves you right, dummy!!"

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The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
--------------------------------

:-)   Your basic smiley. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
:-(   Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as 
      good as a happy smiley
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7   User just made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
;-(  User is crying
;-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:[email protected]   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
:-&   User is tongue tied.
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)  Same thing...other side
|-I   User is asleep
|-O   User is yawning/snoring
:-Q   User is a smoker
:-?   User smokes a pipe
O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P   Nyahhhh!
:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
:-X   User's lips are sealed
:-C   User is really bummed
<|-)  User is Chinese
<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/   User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=    User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o   Uh oh!
(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
3:]   Pet smiley
3:[   Mean Pet smiley
d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9   User is licking his/her lips
%-6   User is braindead
[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
(:I   User is an egghead
<:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smiley
      The invisible smiley
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
C=}>;*{O)  Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
                          a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.

:] - Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:) - Happy
:> - hmm, let me think...
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm, not funny!
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what pretences!
:{ - oh boy, the headmaster!...
:O - Yelling
;( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses


  :-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
  :-1	smiley bland face
  :-!		"
  :-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
  :-6	smiley after eating something sour
  8-)	smiley swimmer
  :-*	smiley after eating something bitter
  :-&	smiley which is tongue-tied
  :-0	smiley orator
  (:-(	unsmiley frowning
  =:-)	smiley punk-rocker
  =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
  +-:-)	smiley priest
  :-o	smiley singing national anthem
  :-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
  :-[	un-smiley blockhead
  :-]	smiley blockhead
  :-{	smiley variation on a theme
  :-}	ditto
  {:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
  }:-)	above in an updraft
  g-)	smiley with pince-nez glasses
  :-\	undecided smiley
  :-/	lefty undecided smiley
  :-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley
  ;-)	winking smiley
  :-<	real sad smiley
  :-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
  :-c	bummed out smiley
  :-v	talking head smiley
  :-?	smilely smoking a pipe
  0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
  :<	midget unsmiley
  :>	midget smiley

:-)	ha ha			~~:-(	net.flame
|-)	hee hee
|-D	ho ho
:->	hey hey
:-(	boo hoo			  X-(	net.suicide
:-I	hmm
:-O	uh oh			 >:-I	net.startrek
:-P	nyah nyah		 3:o[	net.pets
|-P	yuk

Male	:-
Female	>-

Infinity	8


- And the (IMHO) All Time Classic:

	%\v		Picasso

From: Charles Guest   News Administrator   [email protected]
August 13, 1989


A pig:
	:@)
A leper:
	: )
Jimmy Durante:
	:###)
Donald Trump:
	:$)
Carl Friedrich Gauss 
	:+)
Peter Ubberoth:
	:~)
Jose Feliciano:
	 -)
Helen Keller:
	 -
Dolly Parton:
	:-)   8
John Holmes:
	:-)	   ---
Bon Jovi:
       ###
       #:-)
       ###
Ed Koch:
       #
        :-)
       #
Bozo the Clown:
       ###
        :o)
       ###
Siamese twins:
	(-::-)
An accountant:
	:%)
Sam Kinnison:
        :-)!!!
Wilt Chamberlin:
  :-)
Willie Shoemaker:
		:-)
a schizophrenic:
    *!#*!^*&:-)
a manic depressive:
	:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ....
Adolph Hitler:
	:-=)
Arnold Schwarznegger:
	:-)==
98-pound weakling:
	:-)--
Sammy Davis, Jr.:
	.-)
an innie (belly button):
	:-)	   .
an outie:
	:-)        ,
a slut:
	:-)     <
a celibate:
	:-)     >
a nymphomaniac:
	:-)     <    ...  :-)	  <   ...  :-)    <  ....
Lesbians:
	:-Q      <
          >      Q-:
A philosopher:
	:?)
John Q. Public:
	:Q)
Everyman:
	:*)

The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
--------------------------------

:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.

;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.

:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as 
      good as a happy smilie

:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
 
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed

%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*)   User is drunk

[:]   User is a robot

8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)  Sunglasses on head

::-)  User wears normal glasses

B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-)  User is a little girl

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

:-{)  User has a mustache

:-{}  User wears lipstick

{:-)  User wears a toupee

}:-(  Toupee in an updraft

:-[   User is a Vampire

:-E   Bucktoothed vampire

:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
         
:-7   User juust made a wry statement

:-*   User just ate something sour
 
:-)~  User drools

:-~)  User has a cold

:'-(  User is crying

:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying

:[email protected]   User is screaming

:-#   User wears braces

:^)   User has a broken nose
 
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face

:<)   User is from an Ivy League School

:-&   User is tongue tied.

=:-)  User is a hosehead

-:-)  User is a punk rocker

-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)   User has two noses

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-)  Same thing...other side

|-I   User is asleep

|-O   User is yawning/snoring
 
:-Q   User is a smoker

:-?   User smokes a pipe

O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P   Nyahhhh!

:-S   User just made an incoherent statement

:-D   User is laughing (at you!)

:-X   User's lips are sealed

:-C   User is really bummed

<|-)  User is Chinese

<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/   User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

@=    User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o   Uh oh!

(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!

3:]   Pet smilie

3:[   Mean Pet smilie

d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9   User is licking his/her lips

%-6   User is braindead

[:-)  User is wearing a walkman

(:I   User is an egghead

<:-I  User is a dunce

K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-)  User is wearing a turban

:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

:-:   Mutant Smilie

      The invisible smilie

.-)   User only has one eye

,-)   Ditto...but he's winking

X-(   User just died

8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
                          a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:)  Midget smilie

:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=)  Variation on a theme...

:} - What should we call these? (what?)

:) - Happy

:> - what?

:@ - what?

:D - Laughter

:I - Hmmm...

:( - Sad

:[ - Real Downer

:< - what?

:{ - what?

:O - Yelling

:C - what?

:Q - what?

:,( - Crying

[] - Hugs and

:* - Kisses

|I - Asleep

|^o -Snoring


  :-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

  :-1	smiley bland face

  :-!		"

  :[email protected]	smiley face screaming

  :-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache

  :-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

  :-%	smiley banker

  :-6	smiley after eating something sour
        
  :^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)

  :-7	smiley after a wry statement

  8-)	smiley swimmer

  :-*	smiley after eating something bitter
 
  :-&	smiley which is tongue-tied

  :-0	smiley orator

	smiley invisible man

  (:-(	unsmiley frowning

  (:-)	smiley big-face

  ):-)		"

  ):-(  unsmiley big-face

  )8-)  scuba smiley big-face

  =:-)	smiley punk-rocker

  =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

  +:-)	smiley priest

  :-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
 
  :-e	disappointed smiley

  :-t	cross smiley

  :-i	semi-smiley

  :-o	smiley singing national anthem

  :-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

  :-[	un-smiley blockhead

  :-]	smiley blockhead

  :-{	smiley variation on a theme

  :-}	ditto

  {:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
 
  }:-)	above in an updraft

  :-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

  :-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment

  :-d	lefty smiley razzing you

  g-)	smiley with ponce-nez glasses

  :-j	left smiling smilely

  :-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.

  :-l	y. a. s.

  :-:	mutant smiley

  :-\	undecided smiley

  :-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley

  ;-)	winking smiley
 
  :-<	real sad smiley

  :->	y.a.s.

  :-z	y.a.c.s.

  :-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley

  :-c	bummed out smiley

  :-v	talking head smiley

  :v)	left-pointing nose smiley

  :-b	left-pointing tongue smiley

  :-/	lefty undecided smiley
 
  :-?	smilely smoking a pipe

  .-]	one-eyed smilely

  ,-}	wry and winking

  0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
 
  :-=)	older smiley with mustache

  :u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose

  :n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose
 
  :<	midget unsmiley

  :>	midget smiley

  }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
			a double-chin

:-)	ha ha			~~:-(	net.flame

|-)	hee hee			O |-)	net.religion

|-D	ho ho

:->	hey hey			8 :-I	net.unix-wizards

:-(	boo hoo			  X-(	net.suicide

:-I	hmm			E-:-I	net.ham-radio

:-O	uh oh			 >:-I	net.startrek

:-P	nyah nyah		 3:o[	net.pets

|-P	yuk

:-}	beard

:-{	mustache

:-#	braces

:-X	bow tie

:-Q	smoker
 
<:I	dunce

(:I	egghead

@:I	turban

8-)	glasses

B-)	horn-rims
   
8:-)	glasses on forehead

:-8(	condescending stare

;-)	wink

>:-<	mad


Drama :-(	Comedy :-)	Surpise :-o	Suspense 8-|

Male	:-	Female	>-

Birth	|-O	Death 8-#

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