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ans.       = person answered
ans. mach. = answering machine
call area  = can not be reached from my calling area
co.        = company
d/ced      = disconnected
n/a        = no answer
no.        = number
rec.       = recording
tt         = touch tone
vmb        = voice mail box

555-0000 - D/ced
555-0001 - Sex line
555-0002 -  "   "
555-0003 -  "   "
555-0004 - OPERATOR (Not 800 directory assistance)
555-0005 - Co. 
555-0006 - Sex line
555-0007 -  "   "
555-0008 -  "   "
555-0009 -  "   "
555-0010 -  "   "
555-0011 - Co.
555-0012 - Co.
555-0013 - VMB (*) 
555-0014 - VMB SYSTEM. 
555-0015 - Sex line
555-0016 - WEIRD REC. "[touch tone] We're sorry. All
	circuits are now busy. Please try your call 
	later. 49-5-0-5[reorder]" Took longer than usual
	for call to go thru.
555-0017 - *** PBX ***
555-0018 - VMB (*)
555-0019 - VMB SYSTEM (*)
555-0020 - Ans.
555-0021 - D/ced
555-0022 - VMB SYSTEM (#)
555-0023 - WEIRD REC."[beep beep] Your call can not
	be answered at this time. Please try again
	later. Goodbye."  	 
555-0024 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0025 - reorder
555-0026 -    "
555-0027 - CARRIER. Didn't respond.
555-0028 -    "
555-0029 -    "
555-0030 - reorder
555-0031 -    "
555-0032 - pager
555-0033 - VMB SYSTEM 
555-0034 - reorder
555-0035 -   "
555-0036 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0037 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0038 - Co
555-0039 - Ans.
555-0040 - d/ced
555-0041 - WEIRD REC. "You have dialed and invalid code.
	Please contact customer service for
        assistance. L-R-4."
555-0042 - ans
555-0043 - Number protected by "ATT EASY REACH 800." In
	order to complete the call, you need to input
	the correct access code. (Code is 2 digits.)
555-0044 - ans
555-0045 - VMB SYSTEM (*, #)
555-0046 - VMB SYSTEM (#) 
555-0047 - ans. mach.
555-0048 - WEIRD REC. "You have reached..[some co.
	name...something Audit?]. 
	The number you have reached is not in service."
555-0049 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish."
555-0050 - co.
555-0051 - call area.
555-0052 - busy
555-0053 - co
555-0054 - call area.
555-0055 - call area
555-0056 - Busy
555-0057 - CARRIER.  
	@ Userid:
	Password?
	Login incorrect
555-0058 - call area.
555-0059 - WIERD REC. "The number you have dialed is not
	 is service. [wierd reorder.]"
555-0060 - VMB SYSTEM. (*)
555-0061 - n/a
555-0062 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish."
555-0063 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish."
555-0064 - co
555-0065 - 
555-0066 - VMB SYSTEM. (*)
555-0067 - call area
555-0068 - Busy
555-0069 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish."
555-0070 - Co
555-0071 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish."
555-0072 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0073 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0074 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0075 - Telecom 1. CALLING CARD ACCESS NO.
555-0076 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0077 - VMB SYSTEM. 
555-0078 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish."
555-0079 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish."
555-0080 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0081 - VMB (#)
555-0082 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0083 - co
555-0084 - Not valid
555-0085 - call area
555-0086 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0087 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0088 - ans
555-0089 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0090 - co
555-0091 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0092 - busy
555-0093 - Invalid number
555-0094 - "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after
	each entry. Enter the pin you wish." 
555-0095 - d/ced
555-0096 - not valid
555-0097 - busy
555-0098 - co
555-0099 - co 

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1-800-555-0000 Rec. Disconnected. 110T.
1-800-555-0001 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0002 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0003 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0004 Operator.
1-800-555-0005 Co. Voice. "Hello may I help you?"
1-800-555-0006 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0007 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0008 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0009 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0010 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0011 Co. Rec. Winstar Customer Satisfaction Center
1-800-555-0012 Co. Voice. Something International.
1-800-555-0013 VMB. (*)
1-800-555-0014 Co. Voice. Something Court Reporters (?)
1-800-555-0015 Rec. Sex Line.
1-800-555-0016 Rec. Can't be completed as entered. 44 5 0 5.
1-800-555-0017 Rec. Non working toll free number. Call back immediately.. Rec.
               Your call can not be processed at this time.
1-800-555-0018 Rec. 47-4 Invalid or blocked.
1-800-555-0019 Co. Rec. Davis Prime Office Products (#)
1-800-555-0020 Ring to nothing.
1-800-555-0021 Ad for talkline.
1-800-555-0022 Co. Rec. Something EyeCare formerly Frame and Lens (#)
1-800-555-0023 Reorder.
1-800-555-0024 Pager. Mark Larkin (*)
1-800-555-0025 Rec. Can't be completed as dialed. 
1-800-555-0026 Rec. Can't be completed as dialed. 
1-800-555-0027 Co. Rec. CBT.
1-800-555-0028 Co. Rec. CBT. 
1-800-555-0029 Co. Rec. CBT.
1-800-555-0030 Rec. Ad for Talkline
1-800-555-0031 Rec. Can't be completed as dialed. 
1-800-555-0032 Rec. Can't be completed as dialed. 
1-800-555-0033 Co. Support Services Group at LA Lab. 
1-800-555-0034 Rec. Can't be completed as dialed
1-800-555-0035 Rec Toll free number disconnected. 110T
1-800-555-0036 Pager. (Skytel 2 Way?) Henry (Something) with City Lights 
               Executive Transportation. (5)
1-800-555-0037 Pager. (Skytel 2 Way) Don Winniger. (5)
1-800-555-0038 Co. Rec. InfoServ
1-800-555-0039 Ring to nothing.
1-800-555-0040 Rec. Ad for Talkline.
1-800-555-0041 Reorder.
1-800-555-0042 Ring to nothing
1-800-555-0043 Easy Reach 800. (00)
1-800-555-0044 Rec. Can not be reached from yur calling area. 47 5 0 5
1-800-555-0045 Co. Voice. National Autoneers. (They called me back! lol)
1-800-555-0046 Co. Voice. National Autoneers. (They called me back! lol)
1-800-555-0047 Rec. Ad for Talkline.
1-800-555-0048 Rec. Not in service. 
1-800-555-0049 Pager. For PIN 555-0049 (*)
1-800-555-0050 Co. Rec. Phillips Lighting Company. 
1-800-555-0051 Ring to nothing.
1-800-555-0052 Rec. Ad for Talkline.
1-800-555-0053 Co. Voice. The Messaging Center.
1-800-555-0054 Ring to nothing
1-800-555-0055 Rec. Can't be completed as dialed. 2EL
1-800-555-0056 Rec. Ad for Talkline.
1-800-555-0057 Busy
1-800-555-0058 Ring to nothing
1-800-555-0059 Rec. Ad for Talkine.
1-800-555-0060 Co. Rec. International Marketing Auto Body Group. 
1-800-555-0061 Ring to nothing
1-800-555-0062 Pager. Enter Area Code and telephone number or a numeric 
               message. (Skytel)(*)
1-800-555-0063 Pager. Enter Area Code and telephone number or a numeric 
               message. (Skytel)(*)
1-800-555-0064 Carrier
1-800-555-0065 Rec. Ad for talkline.
1-800-555-0066 Rec. Disconnected or no longer in service. 
1-800-555-0067 Ring to nothing
1-800-555-0068 Co. Rec. Covax Communications Sales. 
1-800-555-0069 Pager (*)
1-800-555-0070 Rec. Ad for Talkline.
1-800-555-0071 Double ring. No answer.
1-800-555-0072 Double ring. No answer.
1-800-555-0073 Pager. (Skytel 2 Way) (5)
1-800-555-0074 Pager. (Skytel 2 Way) (5)
1-800-555-0075 Rec. 47-4 Invalid or blocked from area code.
1-800-555-0076 Pager. Enter Area Code and telephone number or a numeric
               message. (Skytel)(*)
1-800-555-0077 Rec. Ad for Talkline.
1-800-555-0078 Pager. (*)
1-800-555-0079 Pager. Enter Area Code and telephone number or a numeric 
               message. (Skytel)(*)
1-800-555-0080 Pager. Mailbox of Ken Ross of Software Consulting. (*)
1-800-555-0081 Co. Rec/Voice. "The Message Center"
1-800-555-0082 Pager. Mailbox of Thomas M Whiting. (*)
1-800-555-0083 Rec. Verizon Wireless. Not in servce 121 19 Announcement 3.
1-800-555-0084 Rec. Ad for Talkline.
1-800-555-0085 Ring to nothing.
1-800-555-0086 Pager. Enter Area Code and telephone number or a numeric 
               message. (Skytel)(*)
1-800-555-0087 Pager. Mailbox of Dan Gunther. (*)
1-800-555-0088 No answer.
1-800-555-0089 Rec. "Welcome. Please enter the pound key after each entry.
               Enter the pin you wish."
1-800-555-0090 Co. Voice. Something Communications. 
1-800-555-0091 Pager. Mailbox of some chick. (*)
1-800-555-0092 Co. Rec. Covax Communications Sales.
1-800-555-0093 Rec. 47-4 Invalid or blocked from area code.
1-800-555-0094 Double ring. No answer.
1-800-555-0095 Ring to nothing.
1-800-555-0096 Rec. Not valid with TDD tones.
1-800-555-0097 Co. Rec. Covax Communications Sales
1-800-555-0098 Co. voice. 
1-800-555-0099 Busy.

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                            http://www.twpyhr.com
 Telephone sounds and recordings, scans, telecom news, The Touch Tone Tunes
                        FAQ, The Phoney Dance and more.
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